THE TIDEWATCH LEDGER
Greydon Salt: A Man Who Read Water Before He Read Anything Else
The first thing you notice about Harbor Warden Greydon Salt is the way he stands. Not the height — though at six feet seven inches he fills a doorway the way a mast fills sky — but the minute adjustment of his weight when he’s listening.
His shoulders don’t move. His jaw doesn’t shift. Only the bones beneath his grey-brown skin seem to recalibrate, as though he’s reading the floor the way he once read tide-drift, searching for hidden currents in what others hear as mere speech.
He was born in Hull in 1695, the son of a chandler whose name the records have eaten.
What remains is the residue: a boy who learned early that rope has memory, that wood speaks in creaks and groans, that the smell of salt-treated hemp could tell you whether a line had been stored properly or left to rot.
By fourteen he was aboard a merchant vessel. By sixteen he was quartermasterly — not in title, but in fact, the man who knew where everything lived and why it mattered. The ledgers came naturally. All quartermasters keep ledgers, but Salt’s were different.
They didn’t just track stores; they tracked patterns. They tracked the way moisture moved through a hold, the precise calculation of fresh water rationing across varying crew sizes, the geometry of how a sloop’s ballast could be shifted to gain a knot in heavy weather.
What they didn’t anticipate was that he would learn to read water itself.
The crew of the Sovereign’s Bane gave him the name Tidewatch1 sometime in the 1710s, though no one could later explain precisely when or why.
What they could all attest to was the phenomenon: Salt would stand at the rail in the pre-dawn grey, eyes half-closed, and after a few minutes’ absolute stillness, he would speak. Turn soon. Or: She’ll hold another hour.
The tide-books kept by the ship’s navigator would confirm it, sometimes minutes before the nautical reality bore it out. Some of the men called it superstition. Salt didn’t bother to argue.
He understood that the distinction between intuition and superstition is merely whether your prediction proves accurate, and his had a habit of doing so.
In truth, it was calculation masquerading as sensation. His hands had learned to feel the subtle shift of pressure in the water against the hull, the microscopic change in how the ship’s motion settled into a new rhythm.
His body had become an instrument of such precise calibration that the conscious mind couldn’t articulate what the nervous system already knew. Intuition is just pattern-recognition moving faster than words.
When Port Authority seized control of Harbor Watch2 operations in 1718, Salt was thirty-three years old, wealthy enough by a common sailor’s reckoning — perhaps £800 in liquid assets, plus shares in three vessels — and positioned to rise into the merchant elite.
He should have. By the Atlantic Pyramid’s calculations, he had the cunning for it (a mind that counts exits before doors), the strategic capacity, the connections.
What he lacked was the charm to navigate the salons where merchant princes made their alliances, and a personality that struck most gentlemen as abrasive, exacting, and hostile to small talk.
Instead, he accepted a position as Harbor Warden — a role that allowed him to remain at the water’s edge while exercising almost absolute authority over port operations. It was a parallel ladder, parallel power.
And for a man whose intuition served him better than his capacity for social grace, it was the only ladder worth climbing.
For sixty-seven years, he occupied that post. He kept meticulous records.
He enforced regulations with glacial precision, likely to be angered by the smallest infraction — a line improperly coiled, a manifest missing a single entry, a shipper who filed their paperwork a day late.
Men learned that the most dangerous approach to Harbor Warden Salt was not defiance but negligence. Defiance he could understand. Negligence suggested that you thought the rules didn’t apply to you, and rules, to Salt, were the only thing between order and the chaos that drowns men.
His reputation among the Brethren was peculiar. He was trusted implicitly — no one ever doubted his word or his competence — but few counted him as friend.
He attended faction meetings, participated in prize-distribution discussions, and once served as intermediary in a border dispute between two merchant consortiums that threatened to escalate into violence. His mediation was brutal and effective, which is to say no one left satisfied but everyone lived.
He allied with Mirella Quay3, a smuggler’s logistician whose mind moved in parallel paths to his own; they conducted business in near-complete silence, understanding passing between them through glances and the placement of papers on tables.
He worked alongside Roberto Caruso4, whose emotional volatility provided a useful counterpoint to Salt’s methodical precision. And he acquired, over the decades, a genuine adversary in Bruno Boue5 — a three-fingered smuggler with more charm than sense, whose operations Salt made it a personal crusade to disrupt.
The displacement came in 2017.
The Brine Gate tore him from the harbor at Port Royal6 and deposited him, armed and bewildered, in Singapore’s chaos. He spent the first month convinced he was mad.
The second month, he decided that madness and function were distinct problems, and that if he could solve the second, the first didn’t matter. By the fourth month, he was reading satellite charts and understanding that tides operated on the same principles whether you read them from a sextant or a screen.
He surfaced in 2025 as Sergeant G. Salton, police officer, Harbor Patrol division. Six feet seven inches of precise, paranoid authority.
The promotions came because he was meticulous in ways that terrified his superiors and because his 2014 autism diagnosis — late, aggressive, shattering his masking infrastructure — had somehow crystallized rather than fragmented his capacity for rational violence and bureaucratic navigation.
By 2025, he carried a different ledger. His wealth had transferred (mysteriously, through means no one questioned); his power had relocated to the badge and the radio. His status had been recalibrated by three centuries of social transformation.
He was older, angrier, and fewer people remained who remembered him as anything other than what official records claimed he was.
And yet when he stands in the harbor at dusk, salt-wind moving through his greying hair, something in the set of his shoulders suggests that he is still reading the water. Still waiting for the tide to turn.
Still counting the moments until the current beneath the world shifts, and whatever is pinned underwater rises into light.
His hands, when he holds a pen or a weapon, are as steady as they were at twenty. The ledgers he keeps now are municipal codes and arrest reports, not ship’s stores. But the precision is identical. The refusal to waste is identical. The cold fury at those who squander through carelessness is identical.
Tidewatch doesn’t change. He just finds new water to read.
THE LEDGER OPENS: GREYDON SALT, HULL, 1695
The wharf rats knew him before the town did.
Greydon Salt was seven years old the winter his father, Richard Salt, a master ropemaker with a reputation for exactitude that bordered on obsession, walked into the Humber and did not walk back out.
The body surfaced three days downstream, caught against a pier-piling near Beverley, the corpse so bloated and discolored that identification required his mother to examine the hands — calloused, rope-burned, unmistakable — rather than the face.
Richard Salt had been the sort of man whose fingers bore the grammar of his trade the way a priest’s bore the marks of prayer-beads and holy water.
His widow, Catherine Hughes Salt, made the identification in a wharf-side shed that stank of fish-render and tar, and she said nothing at all.
The attending bailiff, a man named Pearce who had known Richard through the cordage guild, reported that she had looked at the corpse with the expression of a woman confirming an accounting error. Not shock. Not grief. Simple, bitter confirmation.
What drove Richard Salt into the Humber was the kind of question Hull did not ask aloud.
The ropemaking trade in Hull in the 1690s was not a path to fortune. It was a ladder, however, and Richard Salt had been climbing it with the methodical precision that would later distinguish his son.
He’d overseen the guild’s largest rope-walk — the long, narrow yards where fiber was twisted into cordage — and he’d implemented a system of measurement and documentation so rigorous that the quality of Salt rope had become the standard against which other rope-makers measured their failure.
Contracts came from the Navy. From merchant ships bound for the Baltic and beyond. From men who understood that a rope that failed was a rope that killed.
But precision breeds enemies. Or at least it breeds men who resent being shown their own sloppiness reflected in someone else’s ledger.
In 1694, a competitor named Thomas Wilson had undercut Salt’s pricing on a substantial Navy contract. Wilson’s rope was inferior — everyone knew it, including the Navy officer who’d accepted the bid. The contracts went to Wilson anyway. Price was price.
The Navy purse was finite, and patriotism could not compete with cost. Within months, Richard Salt’s rope-walk had lost three significant commissions. He began to drink.
Not heavily — Richard Salt was too controlled a man for drunkenness — but regularly, methodically, the way he approached everything else.
He would sit in a corner of The King’s Head and work through rum the way he worked through calculation, one measure at a time, his ledgers spread before him on the table, annotating losses with the same precision he’d once used to record profit.
It was Catherine who noticed first that her husband had begun to speak of “balance” in a way that had nothing to do with commerce.
Young Greydon noticed the rope-walk failing before he understood what failure meant.
He was six years old, clever enough to read numbers before he could read letters — a gift inherited from his father — and he understood that the columns in his father’s ledgers were shrinking.
He would sit beside Richard at the kitchen table in their narrow Hull townhouse, the air dense with pipe-smoke and the persistent smell of rope-fiber that seemed to live in the walls themselves, and watch his father’s hand move across the page. Debit. Credit.
Debit. The pencil moved with the same economical precision that guided everything Richard Salt did, but the numbers themselves told a story that even a six-year-old could read: the business was contracting. The world was closing.
Richard never struck his wife. Never raised his voice to his children — there were three: Greydon, and two younger sisters, Margaret and Anne.
He was, by all contemporary accounts, a dutiful husband, a precise father, a man whose reputation for integrity had been his greatest asset and, it seemed, his ruin. But something in him had begun to fray, some essential mechanism of order had begun to slip.
Catherine would later tell their son that his father had “lost the thread,” a phrase that took on additional weight given that Richard Salt had spent his entire life manufacturing thread, rope, the very sinews that held ships together.
The night before he walked into the Humber, Richard Salt had spent twelve hours reorganizing his personal effects. He had arranged his tools — the gauges, the measures, the scales — in precise rows on the work-bench.
He had locked his ledgers in a wooden chest and placed the key in an envelope addressed to his wife.
He had written a letter to the guild master explaining, in meticulous detail, why his accounts would be found in order and why no man should claim he had been careless with guild funds. He had signed it. He had not explained why he was writing it. He had simply done what Richard Salt did: prepared for closure.
The morning was grey. The river was cold.
Catherine brought the three children to see the body, an act that would have scandalized most of Hull and that reveals something unsparing about the woman herself. There was no point, she said later, in allowing them to wonder.
Greydon, at seven, was old enough to understand death. Old enough to understand that his father had chosen it. Old enough, perhaps, to begin the work of becoming the kind of man who does not break, who does not bend, who keeps the columns balanced even when the world tips sideways.
What Greydon Salt learned in that wharf-side shed, standing beside the bloated corpse of a man he had loved in the distracted way that children love distant, orderly fathers, was this: precision is a mask. Ledgers can lie by being perfectly true.
And the price of maintaining order is sometimes paid in blood and river-water.
He began to work on the rope-walk six months after the funeral. He was seven years old, small for his age but preternaturally steady.
Catherine ran the business — there was no choice — but it was Greydon who began to appear in the accounts, first as a messenger, then as a measurer, then as something stranger: an auditor. A boy who counted everything and forgot nothing.
By the time he was twelve, he had become the repository of his father’s precision without having inherited his father’s despair. Something had skipped a generation. Or been learned differently.
The theft began simply: a miscalculation in the weekly reports. A hogshead of rope-fiber logged as consumed that had in fact been diverted to a merchant of Greydon’s choosing.
The merchant was a man named Roberto Caruso, an Italian trader who worked the Hull wharves and who had recognized in the boy something more valuable than honesty — an eye for the gaps between what the ledgers showed and what the world contained.
By the time Greydon was fourteen, he was running a secondary rope operation, invisible to the guild, visible only to Caruso and to a growing network of men who valued discretion above orthodoxy.
It was not, strictly speaking, his first crime. But it was the first one he had planned.
At sixteen, Greydon Salt shipped out on a vessel called the Sovereign’s Bane, a merchant brigantine with a captain who asked no questions and a crew that understood the difference between cargo and cargo.
He took his father’s ledgers with him — the locked chest, the key, all of it. And he began to learn a trade that had nothing to do with rope, though it required the same precision: the accounting of secrets. The navigation of hidden currents. The art of reading a world that official documents refused to acknowledge.
The nickname Tidewatch came later. But the thing it named — the ability to sense where power flows, when allegiances will turn, how the world beneath the surface moves — was already present, already forming, already the inheritance he’d written into himself to avoid his father’s fate.
Precision. Vigilance. The capacity to see the crack before it widens.
THE LEDGER OPENS: GREYDON SALT, HULL, 1695
The wharf rats knew him before the town did.
Greydon Salt was seven years old the winter his father, Richard Salt, a master ropemaker with a reputation for exactitude that bordered on obsession, walked into the Humber and did not walk back out.
The body surfaced three days downstream, caught against a pier-piling near Beverley, the corpse so bloated and discolored that identification required his mother to examine the hands — calloused, rope-burned, unmistakable — rather than the face.
Richard Salt had been the sort of man whose fingers bore the grammar of his trade the way a priest’s bore the marks of prayer-beads and holy water.
His widow, Catherine Hughes Salt, made the identification in a wharf-side shed that stank of fish-render and tar, and she said nothing at all.
The attending bailiff, a man named Pearce who had known Richard through the cordage guild, reported that she had looked at the corpse with the expression of a woman confirming an accounting error. Not shock. Not grief. Simple, bitter confirmation.
What drove Richard Salt into the Humber was the kind of question Hull did not ask aloud.
The ropemaking trade in Hull in the 1690s was not a path to fortune. It was a ladder, however, and Richard Salt had been climbing it with the methodical precision that would later distinguish his son.
He’d overseen the guild’s largest rope-walk — the long, narrow yards where fiber was twisted into cordage — and he’d implemented a system of measurement and documentation so rigorous that the quality of Salt rope had become the standard against which other rope-makers measured their failure.
Contracts came from the Navy. From merchant ships bound for the Baltic and beyond. From men who understood that a rope that failed was a rope that killed.
But precision breeds enemies. Or at least it breeds men who resent being shown their own sloppiness reflected in someone else’s ledger.
In 1694, a competitor named Thomas Wilson had undercut Salt’s pricing on a substantial Navy contract. Wilson’s rope was inferior — everyone knew it, including the Navy officer who’d accepted the bid. The contracts went to Wilson anyway. Price was price.
The Navy purse was finite, and patriotism could not compete with cost. Within months, Richard Salt’s rope-walk had lost three significant commissions. He began to drink.
Not heavily — Richard Salt was too controlled a man for drunkenness — but regularly, methodically, the way he approached everything else.
He would sit in a corner of The King’s Head and work through rum the way he worked through calculation, one measure at a time, his ledgers spread before him on the table, annotating losses with the same precision he’d once used to record profit.
It was Catherine who noticed first that her husband had begun to speak of “balance” in a way that had nothing to do with commerce.
Young Greydon noticed the rope-walk failing before he understood what failure meant.
He was six years old, clever enough to read numbers before he could read letters — a gift inherited from his father — and he understood that the columns in his father’s ledgers were shrinking.
He would sit beside Richard at the kitchen table in their narrow Hull townhouse, the air dense with pipe-smoke and the persistent smell of rope-fiber that seemed to live in the walls themselves, and watch his father’s hand move across the page. Debit. Credit.
Debit. The pencil moved with the same economical precision that guided everything Richard Salt did, but the numbers themselves told a story that even a six-year-old could read: the business was contracting. The world was closing.
Richard never struck his wife. Never raised his voice to his children — there were three: Greydon, and two younger sisters, Margaret and Anne.
He was, by all contemporary accounts, a dutiful husband, a precise father, a man whose reputation for integrity had been his greatest asset and, it seemed, his ruin. But something in him had begun to fray, some essential mechanism of order had begun to slip.
Catherine would later tell their son that his father had “lost the thread,” a phrase that took on additional weight given that Richard Salt had spent his entire life manufacturing thread, rope, the very sinews that held ships together.
The night before he walked into the Humber, Richard Salt had spent twelve hours reorganizing his personal effects. He had arranged his tools — the gauges, the measures, the scales — in precise rows on the work-bench.
He had locked his ledgers in a wooden chest and placed the key in an envelope addressed to his wife.
He had written a letter to the guild master explaining, in meticulous detail, why his accounts would be found in order and why no man should claim he had been careless with guild funds. He had signed it. He had not explained why he was writing it. He had simply done what Richard Salt did: prepared for closure.
The morning was grey. The river was cold.
Catherine brought the three children to see the body, an act that would have scandalized most of Hull and that reveals something unsparing about the woman herself. There was no point, she said later, in allowing them to wonder.
Greydon, at seven, was old enough to understand death. Old enough to understand that his father had chosen it. Old enough, perhaps, to begin the work of becoming the kind of man who does not break, who does not bend, who keeps the columns balanced even when the world tips sideways.
What Greydon Salt learned in that wharf-side shed, standing beside the bloated corpse of a man he had loved in the distracted way that children love distant, orderly fathers, was this: precision is a mask. Ledgers can lie by being perfectly true.
And the price of maintaining order is sometimes paid in blood and river-water.
He began to work on the rope-walk six months after the funeral. He was seven years old, small for his age but preternaturally steady.
Catherine ran the business — there was no choice — but it was Greydon who began to appear in the accounts, first as a messenger, then as a measurer, then as something stranger: an auditor. A boy who counted everything and forgot nothing.
By the time he was twelve, he had become the repository of his father’s precision without having inherited his father’s despair. Something had skipped a generation. Or been learned differently.
The theft began simply: a miscalculation in the weekly reports. A hogshead of rope-fiber logged as consumed that had in fact been diverted to a merchant of Greydon’s choosing.
The merchant was a man named Roberto Caruso, an Italian trader who worked the Hull wharves and who had recognized in the boy something more valuable than honesty — an eye for the gaps between what the ledgers showed and what the world contained.
By the time Greydon was fourteen, he was running a secondary rope operation, invisible to the guild, visible only to Caruso and to a growing network of men who valued discretion above orthodoxy.
It was not, strictly speaking, his first crime. But it was the first one he had planned.
At sixteen, Greydon Salt shipped out on a vessel called the Sovereign’s Bane, a merchant brigantine with a captain who asked no questions and a crew that understood the difference between cargo and cargo.
He took his father’s ledgers with him — the locked chest, the key, all of it. And he began to learn a trade that had nothing to do with rope, though it required the same precision: the accounting of secrets. The navigation of hidden currents. The art of reading a world that official documents refused to acknowledge.
The nickname Tidewatch came later. But the thing it named — the ability to sense where power flows, when allegiances will turn, how the world beneath the surface moves — was already present, already forming, already the inheritance he’d written into himself to avoid his father’s fate.
Precision. Vigilance. The capacity to see the crack before it widens.
GREYDON SALT: COMPOSITE HEADSHOT
Harbor Warden, Called Tidewatch — A Study in Weathering
The face is a geography of water.
Greydon Salt’s cheekbones sit high and pronounced, cut sharp by decades of wind and brine; the skin stretched across them has taken on the patina of old leather — weathered grey-brown, unevenly tanned, with deeper creases where sun has worked into the hollows.
His jaw is broad and square, the kind that reads as stubborn in repose and obstinate in motion. At sixty-three, the softness of youth has been burned away entirely. What remains is a face that looks carved rather than grown, each plane deliberate, nothing wasted.
His eyes are the first thing crew members learn to read. Set deep beneath a pronounced brow ridge, they are a pale grey-green — the color of winter water off the North Sea — and they contain a particular quality of stillness.
Not the stillness of calm, but of calculation. When Salt watches, he is counting. When he observes a man’s gait across a deck, he is reading weight distribution, muscle memory, the involuntary tells that separate the trained from the improvised.
He blinks infrequently. In long meetings — municipal council chambers, police precinct briefings, the tense conferences where bureaucracy masquerades as authority — he fixes on a speaker’s mouth or hands and does not move his eyes until the sentence ends.
Colleagues mistake this for attention. In truth, it is a filter. Sound without context distracts him; visual data he can process in sequence, controlled. His gaze is forensic.
The hair has gone salt-and-pepper in the manner of men who spent their twenties and thirties in open air.
It is thick still, swept back from the forehead in a style that reads as practical rather than fashioned — wet hair dried in the sun, repeated enough times that it has learned the shape. Grey dominates along the temples and crown.
The pepper-dark shows still in the underside when he moves, a ghost of what it was. He keeps it trimmed short enough that it doesn’t require tending, long enough that it sits above the collar. The texture is coarse, weathered by salt into something between rope and wire.
His nose has been broken at least twice. The bridge sits slightly left of center, and there is a faint kink midway down the cartilage.
The break was never reset properly — the work of a ship’s surgeon, perhaps, or no surgeon at all, just bound and left to heal in whatever configuration pain and swelling demanded.
The nostrils are broad and flared, adapted for breath-holding and the unconscious hyperventilation of men who spend time around violence. The septum is deviated; he breathes through his mouth more than most.
The mouth itself is a thin line at rest. When he speaks, it opens reluctantly, as if words must force their way past a gate that prefers silence.
His teeth are natural — remarkable for a man of his era of origin and survival — though one upper molar on the left side is visibly gold-capped, the work of a colonial dentist in Kingston7 or Barbados8, the kind of crude metalwork that was as much intimidation as medicine.
When he smiles, which is rare and always calculated, the smile does not reach his eyes. The eyes remain surveillance. The mouth performs the smile; the man watches from behind it.
The neck is thick and corded with muscle turned stringy with age.
Visible beneath the skin are the marks of old rope work — a faint, permanent groove on the left side, the legacy of decades hauling lines, the soft tissue adapted to the pressure until the bone itself began to shape differently. His hands tell the same story.
They are large, the palms wide and the fingers long without being elegant. The knuckles are prominent, scarred in the way of working hands, each scar a specific accident or deliberate violence.
The right hand has a pale ridge across the back of the knuckles, thin but distinct — a saber cut that just missed the bones.
The left pinky finger is missing the top joint, sheared off cleanly, no infection scar, just the neat truncation of someone’s calculated decision to remove the obstruction rather than work around it.
When he writes — and he writes constantly, in the modern era as in the old — his hand moves with an engineer’s precision, each letter geometrically placed, no flourish, no wasted space.
His build is tall and deliberately spare. At six foot seven, he carries his height without the slouch that tall men often develop; his posture is upright to the point of formality, the spine curved with the old rigidity of naval drill.
His shoulders are broad but have narrowed with age; the strength in them now is the strength of someone who has learned to do more with less leverage.
His chest is flat, his arms ropy rather than muscular, the kind of physiology that comes from sustained labor rather than the explosion of violence. A man built for hauling and steady pressure, not for the rapid deployment of force — though his hands suggest he is capable of it when calculation demands.
There is a scar on his left temple, partially hidden by the hairline, running from above the eyebrow toward the ear.
The edges are slightly puckered, suggesting it was deep once; old enough now to have faded to a thin white line barely visible unless the light comes from certain angles. Another scar runs along the left side of his jaw, faint but present, the work of a blade or a jagged edge that caught him at an unfortunate angle.
His clothing in the modern era reflects the same utilitarian aesthetic. Dark trousers — navy or charcoal, never black — pressed sharp enough to cut, the kind of precise crease that comes from a man who understands that appearance is data.
His shirts are always long-sleeved, even in heat; the sleeves are buttoned at the wrist with deliberate care. The fabric is cotton or linen, plain weave, nothing that calls attention.
He wears a dark sport coat most days, tailored to fit his unusual height, the cut severe enough to be almost militaristic. His shoes are leather, dark, resoled multiple times, maintained with the kind of obsessive attention that suggests he can read a man’s reliability by the state of his sole.
When he moves, he moves without waste. Each step is measured, the weight distributed with purpose. He does not shuffle or amble. He crosses a room the way a man crosses a deck — aware of every object, every potential instability, every person in the space.
His head turns in discrete movements, not fluid but precise, the eyes moving in sequence, building a mental map.
In conversation, his hands remain still unless he is deliberately using them to explain something technical; even then, the gestures are economical, rarely above waist height, all elbows and wrists, nothing theatrical.
His voice, when he speaks, is a baritone that has roughened with age and cigarette smoke. He speaks slowly, with long pauses between thoughts, as if each sentence requires calculation before release.
The accent is English, specifically East Coast English — Hull, narrow vowels, the slight rasp of working-class origin — but the cadence has picked up the rhythm of administrative speech, the measured pace of someone who has learned that silence is a tool.
He rarely raises his voice. When anger comes, it manifests not as volume but as a drop in pitch, a tightening of the jaw, and a long silence that fills the room like pressure.
The nickname Tidewatch is earned in the unconscious tells: his habit of pausing mid-action, head tilted slightly, as if listening to something no one else can hear.
In taverns, at council tables, on the harbor-front, he will sometimes fall absolutely still, his body responding to some internal calibration, and in that stillness there is the suggestion of a man reading invisible currents.
After sixty-three years, the habit is so ingrained that even he does not notice it anymore. To the crew, he has simply always been a man who knew what was coming next.
Compiled by Dr. Frestagon from observation rather than testimony. Scores out of ten; the commentary is his own.
Filed under seal. The subject has not seen this assessment.
Leadership, as the Admiral's office measures it.
Intelligence and tradecraft, by Blackwater reckoning.
A woman's appraisal — of a woman as she is, or of a man as he believes himself to be.
The man who trusts numbers more than men.
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